I got home from work and checked my emails. It was a Friday afternoon.

I got home from work and checked my emails. It was a Friday afternoon. The sun glistened on the screen as i squinted to read the words "Internet dating, get your first month free". I was going through what you would call a dry spell and it seemed like a good idea. I joined the site and set up a couple of dates. The first couple of dates were disappointing to say the least, including a brief encounter with who i swear was chewbacca off star wars. I was beginning to give up on internet dating until one day I came home and had an email in my inbox from a stunning girl. I clicked on the link to the internet dating site and messaged her back. We arranged a meeting and we were going to meet outside a museum and walk around. She was going to teach me about renaissance art or something, I don't know. I stood outside the museum and waited. It was funny I'd walked past a thousand times but never knew it was a museum. It was one of those little ones, you know the type, small old building with 4 tall walls covered in pictures and little bits of writing. She arrived 15 miniutes late, fashionably late, as all the best girls are. She reached out for my hand and grabbed it gently as she greeted herself. She was stunning, a vision of beauty, better looking than any girl I had ever met before. We strolled around the museum, looking more in each others eyes than at the pictures on the wall. The sexual tension was unbearable. She squeezed in front of me to show me a picture and her ass cheeks stoked against my semi erect penis, which was trying to bulge out of my pants. I wanted her, I wanted her right there, right there in the museum, more than I had ever wanted a woman. We had been there for maybe 20 minutes when she brushed her lips against my ear and whispered "You wanna go back to my place?", her warm breath made me tingle with pleasure. I grabbed her hand and we went back to her car. She gave me the keys and said "You can drive". I pulled out of the car park and began driving towards the address she had just given me. She stroked my hard member as I pulled outside her house, my heart was thumping out of my chest, I remember thinking "God bless internet dating".