Tell me, have you ever been on a dating site and found the person you

Tell me, have you ever been on a dating site and found the person you always wanted? I have, and I would like to tell you about my experience:

The dating site thatI used was called 'Hot smurfs' and it is possibly the only website in the world that specialises in smurf dating. I had tried using all sorts of dating services before 'Hot smurfs,' but the boys that I met through them were all far too tall, and their skins were pink as opposed to blue! It was very peculiar, I can tell you!

Anyway, with 'Hot smurf' I think that I must have found true love. At first I was surprised by the number of people on the website. My entire village must have been using the website, and I hadn't realised up until now! It was strange, but all of a sudden I seemed to be very popular! In fact, I'm beginning to wonder if I'm actually the only smurf girl in the world!

That's enough about that. I want to tell you more about one particular smurf that I found on the website, and his name is Papa. He likes to be referred to by his full name of Papa Smurf but I'm allowed to call him just Pa in private. What can I say! He has the most adorable red cap which is very fetching, and contrasts his vibrant blue skin. And he doesn't like to admit it, but every once in a while he does appreciate a cuddle!

Hopefully, if all goes well, the two of us will be married, in a year or two. Then my name will become Smutty Smurf! I look forward to having a smurf husband!A few years after that we should be able to repopulate the whole of the world with little blue people! I know for a fact that it will mean an awful lot to the two of us!

If you ever feel the need to find that special someone, I suggest that you use my favourite dating site, the Hot smurf website! After all, its the dating site that brought my to my beloved Papa Smurf! Why shouldn't it work for you? Don't let the fact that there is only the one female smurf in the world (and she's no longer single I'm afraid) put you off! Just give it a go, who knows what you might find!